Software Engineer’s Wife!!

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband :( Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found …
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Wife :D o you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters …
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :D ata type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It’s by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use … Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.

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